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It's NOT too late for something FUN at your Seders!!
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After we receive order notification, our site will email pages (in pdf format) you can print and enjoy at your Seders.


Please be patient: Delivery is sometimes not immediate.   (Our site is occasionally not notified of your order for at least an hour.   Sorry, we can't control this.)
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5 Cool Translation Pages
Some of our most popular parodies:
Lawyerese, Shakespearean, Twitter and Hebrew Semaphore Flags (fun game) plus Egyptian from time of Exodus   [3 Mb]

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20 Cool Translation Pages
Great variety incl. Jewish/Ancient/Native languages: Apache, Armenian, Bulgarian, Cherokee, Eskimo (Inuktitut), Farsi (Persian), Hindi, Japanese, Latin, Lithuanian, Maori, Panjabi (transliteration of the Hebrew!, Russian, Sherpa, Turkish, Welsh, Zulu; plus more great parodies: Klingon, Hebrew Pig Latin and Valley Girl   [4 emails, 2-3 Mb each]
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25 Cool Translation Pages
Both sets above

[5 emails, 2-3 Mb each]



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If you think all the above points were satisfied and you didn't receive anything, kindly wait at least an hour before notifying us.   I'm sorry, but a prompt answer before Passover is not assured.


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